If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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