I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
