i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The power of my boobs compel you
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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