How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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