Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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