he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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