I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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