how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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