im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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