just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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