Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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