Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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