how can u be prego again
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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