I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Randomize