I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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