i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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