would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
