turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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