anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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