talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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