bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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