New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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