So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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