Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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