The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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