the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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