Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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