i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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