Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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