I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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