ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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