I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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