The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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