But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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