I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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