the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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