he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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