I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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