no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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