Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
