I hate all girls vehemently.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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