I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
