the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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