i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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