carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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