I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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