They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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