Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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