school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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