I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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