My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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