Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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