Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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