Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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