I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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