So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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