Plan B is the new Plan A
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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